Rumble 59 - Schmiere Dr. Corvus Medium Hair Balm
Rumble 59 – Schmiere Dr. Corvus Medium Hair Balm
“Schmiere” (read: shmeereh) means “grease” in german
“Schmiere – Pomade medium” for medium and storm-fixed feathers – to keep your “feathers” gorgeous and keeping their shape! Finest hair pomade from Rumble59 – Special Edition “Hair-Balm” by Prof. Dr. Med. Corvus – Brewed on old galenic formulation.
Shortly after Prof. Dr. Med. Corvus won all of his academic degrees in a poker game, his marvellous career as a quack doctor began, making him not just rich, but also the originator of the world-famous “Schmiere” – Pomade. The broke to the bone quackster travelled without any success through all small cities between Memphis and Nashville until he wake up one morning from his opium flush with a greasy vision in the back of his mind. One quick look into his inventory showed some grease for the settlers’ wagons on their challenging quest to the west. He quickly packed all of it into small sets and hawked it to the wondering village folks. The Doctor knew that pomade would sell a lot better than cheap grease, so he became very creative by naming his product “Hair-Balm” and soon a real bestseller was born. What is a high grade range of products today, began as an infamous charlatanry east of the Mississippi 150 years ago. But it was only after 100 years since the death of Prof. Dr. Med. Corvus, his two grandsons were able to whitewash the reputation of “Schmiere” by using only premium ingredients.
The strength of the hair balm is similar to the medium hardness degree of our popular “Schmiere-Pomade”. It has a mint-green color and a fresh peppermint smell.
Its creamy and medium consistency is perfectly suited to shape normal and thick hair into a pompadour. Even if you comb your hair tight back, you will be pleased with this “Schmiere”! Once applied on the hair the “Schmiere” holds all day long without getting hard and dry. While holding your hair all day long it stays flexible at the same time. Beginners won’t have difficulties to spread the pomade over their hair. Success will be achieved very quickly. Unlike other pomades this “Schmiere” can be washed out easier. One application lasts only for one day, but you can fix that by “regreasing”!
Rumble59 Schmiere – For greasy men and sophisticated ladies!
- Content: 60 ml
- Made in Germany